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Oh no! Macca & Mucca record rap song
By Dan Wootton
HEY dude! M & M are in da house... big it up for MC Macca and the real dim shady, Heather Millions.
It's our sad duty to report that Mucca has recorded a RAP—and the News of the World has got hold of this horrid rhyme against humanity by the Notorious P.I.G
The song, which thankfully has never been released, was recorded with Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney early on in their doomed relationship.
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It was supposed to be a track for charity but Public Enemy No1 Mucca ruined it with her inappropriate rapping attempt.
The song, which she named Disability Rap, makes for uneasy listening as Snooty Dog tries "spit lyrics" over tacky techno music.
Sir Paul then takes over singing with sweeping orchestral backing —but not even his talents can save the record from being a blingin' nightmare.
With her brassy voice, at times technically altered, Mucca awkwardly raps about the plight of disabled children.
She yelps: "It's been hard, other children can be cruel. Teasing and tormenting—freak, weirdo, retard. What do they know?"
Later the wannabe campaigner rails against government ministers for not properly funding the health system.
She rages: "So you go to the NHS and they do their best with the limited budget they have. They make her limbs but she can't wear them—they're painful.
"And every step you watch her take is even more painful to you. So you thank them because it is the best they can do. Or is it? No Mr Minister, it's not. And you know it."
Mucca, 40—who was recently awarded £24million after a bitter divorce battle with Macca—persuaded Sir Paul to work on the song. At first, the 65-year-old was reluctant to get involved but eventually he relented to the Vanilla Ice queen.
Our source revealed: "Talk about being blinded by love. Macca hated the idea of the record but at the time he was so crazy about Heather he agreed to help her out.
"She was determined to grab all the glory by doing the rap, so the best that he could do was backing vocals and helping with the arrangements.
"Heather insisted upon Paul using his connections to get it heard, as she thought it was the greatest track ever recorded."
Well, we spoke to someone who REALLY knows a hit from a stinker, music supremo Louis Walsh, and the X Factor judge was not impressed.
Luckily for dizzy rascal Heather, she was persuaded in the end by Sir Paul—who also knows a thing or two about the music industry —not to release the track.
The source added: "Heather really wanted to release it but Macca eventually persuaded her to see sense and it stayed secret."
Nuff respec, Sir Paul.
Funny as hell, will this track ever be leaked? how much for 8 bars from a beatle these days, i smell a collabo!
On to the Munchies Report!
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